Bingo

The Brother and I went to drag queen bingo last night with The Mother. She loves bingo. She's not so sure about drag queens but she was willing to give them a try. She only told the waiter twice that my father has a large penis. She also told the waiter that the first time she saw an uncircumcised penis in nursing school, she ran and got her supervisor because she was sure something was wrong.

For those of you who watched The Real L Word on Showtime, Mikey was there. She won a round of bingo and kissed her blond girlfriend, who was clearly not the brunette she'd asked to marry her in season 2.

Neither The Brother, The Mother, nor I won any rounds of bingo or raffles. The Mother was disappointed. Two glasses of prosecco and five beers later, I didn't so much care and had stopped marking off all the numbers. Today's gonna be a bitch of a day at work.