VIRGIN IN THE VOLCANO

"You don't get the virgin into the volcano by telling her you'll push her in."

Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Highlight Reel

Don't you wish you lived here? Recent daily blotter hits from "The Creative City":

-Female transient in flowered dress reportedly stole a flag from an office on Fairfax. No info on if flag was gay/leather/state/american.

- Hit and run of a bicyclist on the corner of Sunset and Sweetzer... The biker was a midget.

-Johnny Rockets on Melrose closed due to filming.

-Boyfriends fighting on Larabee, sheriff responding.

-Man climbs tower outside KTLA studios. LAPD en route.

-Girl acting like Snooki at Jersey Mike's subs on SM blvd... threw a drink at customers and left.

3 comments:

just jenn said...

You almost make the neighborhood sound appealing.
I see I missed my opportunity to comment on the album of my life - i actually had to think for a while because i have more of a mixed tape (playlist, in the modern lingo, kids) kind of life/memory.

Virgin In The Volcano said...

Dude, please still post your album--just on your page. I'll explain later....

Googie Baba said...

Meh, we have Allston Christmas and jihad's against Whole Foods.