VIRGIN IN THE VOLCANO

"You don't get the virgin into the volcano by telling her you'll push her in."

Monday, June 6, 2011

Biting

I bit the bullet, took the bait, went out on a limb...whatever. I've got a coffee date with a former mayor of the gayborhood. I'm getting off my ass and getting involved. You can't live in Republican-free paradise forever without participating, right?

6 comments:

Leslie said...

Jesus, Virg,

First you become a lawyer, then you want to get involved in politics. What is next? A discreet little Audi? Sprees at Talbots? Ladies who lunch? Voting republican? A trophy hubby? Fundraisers in the hills?

Are we gonna have to schedule an intervention? Force feed you beer and pickles and tie you to a chair at City Lights? Exile you to the People's Republic?

by the way the word verification is: trophe

Not quite a strophe, has something in common with trophy.

Virgin In The Volcano said...

Talbots? Are you high?

WillibaldoEa said...

Fuck, does this mean we'll be seeing your dick pic on Twitter next?

I always knew you had balls, but...

Virgin In The Volcano said...

You're both nuts. All it means so far is that I will put on something freshly pressed and have coffee with the ex-mayor.

Googie Baba said...

Put on bra as well.

Virgin In The Volcano said...

Not to worry, Googs. These Ds never venture out unchaperoned.